✦ Incantation detected ✦

santamataldum

Mid-speech. At the podium. He cast a spell.

Nobody heard it coming. Now it's on-chain.

Buy $SMTDWitness the spell

The Casting

The sorcerer casting santamataldum at the podium

Oct 16, 2026 · The Podium

A question is asked. The air goes still.

"Maybe I won't have a news conference..."

"santamataldum."█

The lights flickered. See the casting

Spellbook

san·ta·ma·tal·dum

/ˌsæn.tə.məˈtæl.dəm/

forbidden incantation · school of chaos · level ∞

  1. Speaks a thought into existence before the thought arrives.
  2. Effect: All who hear it are confused for 1d20 news cycles.
  3. Side effect: Charts move without explanation.

"I cast it once. The candles turned green."

Ingredients

Supply

1,000,000,000

Buy / sell tax

0%

Liquidity

Pending

Contract

Pending

Team allocation

Pending

The Ritual

01

Summon a Phantom wallet

02

Offer it SOL

03

Enter pump.fun

04

Speak the address, swap

Cast it on pump.fun

Decipher the Spell

What does the spell do?

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Prophecy

  1. Verse 1Cast it
  2. Verse 2Every holder learns it
  3. Verse 3The spell spreads
  4. Verse 4Charts bend
  5. Verse 5Santamataldum

FAQ

What does the spell do?

Nobody knows. That's the utility.

Is it affiliated with Trump?

No. It's an independent satire meme coin.

Will it go up?

Cast it and see. Santamataldum.